Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance-floor

My phone is slowly deteriorating. The only visible part of my screen is about two centimeters squared in the bottom right hand corner. What good is that? I can't even read who txt messages are from anymore! The only thing I can do is try to write a txt by using dictionary and instinct, and read who a phone call is from on the outside screen, and that is no use because I avoid answering calls. I don't know why, I just don't like talking over the phone. Maybe I should just give up and say that I don't own a phone.

Or

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!

haha